A new recurring post topic: Funny Spam! Volume 1.

As a way to make my blog a bit more interesting, I've been mildly thinking of things to add on a regular basis. The first idea was of course the funny words, in a very informal kind of way. While I may still put these once in a while, I feel that it is a somewhat limiting form of expression. I think that a Funny Spam section would be a bit more fulfilling! And so, to inaugurate this new section, here's my first funny spam, received Jan. 27 2006:
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Title: UPSET BCOZ OF UR SHORT DlCK? LONGER 2" WITH THIS fly

Body:
love human off she allow out.
end whom side you. yours find disappoint filled young. mischievous sugar find similar bad.
purpose prison disappoint he corner? already profession carefully? gym next teach force evening thus.
the letters few benefit rich added. pride she nothing.
purpose latter fire social light beautiful.
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What does it all mean? I have struggled with understanding this great piece of spamerature. 'Purpose latter fire social light beautiful'? Does this mean that the greatest importance of a fire is to light social events beautifully? The wonders of spam never cease. Stay tuned for more, and please, comment on your interpretations!