GS's 10 Days of Christmas

The Holiday began on December 23rd, anno 2005, several days after the Birth of Chris (one of His good friends)!

On the First day, He feasted.
On the Second day, He feasted.
On the Third day, He feasted.
On the Fourth day, He feasted.
On the Fifth day, He was so tired from all the feasting that he slept!
On the Sixth day, having recovered from the feasting, He began feasting again, this time on sushi.
On the Seventh day, I think He cleaned the House, purged the House of rubbish, and went dancing.
On the Eighth day, He went to The Climbing Gym and then decided not to go dancing again to rest for the ninth day.
The ninth day quickly approached...with anticipation........

On the Ninth Day, He PARTIED!!

At last, the holiday was nearly done.
On the Tenth Day, He began detox with an ibuprofen and an omelette from Dooney's, and re-purified the House. To further recover, He enjoyed several good films, Swingers, and Office Space!

The Holiday is over. GS must now get back to business. We must pray that His presence will shortly be felt upon this Blog, with what we can only hope is a more historically complete rendition of the legendary NINTH DAY!