Pun Today

From my joke calendar:

A pony walks into a bar and says,
"Bartender, may I have a drink?"
The bartender says, "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"
"May I please have a drink?"
"What? I can't understand you. Clear your throat!"
"Could I please have a drink?"
"Now listen, if I can't hear you, I can't serve you"
"I'm sorry, but I'm just a little hoarse."

heehee...