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Caffeine has struck once again, dumbfounding the poor citizen of the third floor of a downtown house with hours upon hours of endless mindless tossing and turning all through last night. The event occurred after the caffeine infiltrated the citizen's bloodstream in a few seemingly harmless cups of green tea at a local restaurant. However harmless the brew looked, it certainly packed a punch!
The citizen, whom we will call George Smiley, was attacked while enjoying a wonderful sushi dinner with an old friend, followed by a great night of swing dancing. Even the extra exercise during the day (one hour of semi-intense cycling on a spin bike) was not enough to overcome the vile stimulant.
"I will be very careful from now on. You can never tell when the caffeine will be strong enough to cause such problems," says Smiley.
If you have any info on this bandit, please call 416-55S-LEEP.
AP (Aerospace Press)
Caffeine has struck once again, dumbfounding the poor citizen of the third floor of a downtown house with hours upon hours of endless mindless tossing and turning all through last night. The event occurred after the caffeine infiltrated the citizen's bloodstream in a few seemingly harmless cups of green tea at a local restaurant. However harmless the brew looked, it certainly packed a punch!
The citizen, whom we will call George Smiley, was attacked while enjoying a wonderful sushi dinner with an old friend, followed by a great night of swing dancing. Even the extra exercise during the day (one hour of semi-intense cycling on a spin bike) was not enough to overcome the vile stimulant.
"I will be very careful from now on. You can never tell when the caffeine will be strong enough to cause such problems," says Smiley.
If you have any info on this bandit, please call 416-55S-LEEP.
AP (Aerospace Press)
posted by a bike rider in the big smoke at 3:27 p.m.
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